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Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012
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Mofo in Chief

Just another one of the many impossible to fathom nicknames for the 45th POTUS.
Dat dude chill, he da Mofo in Chief fo’ sho.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020
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Moff

Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
by Smegway February 4, 2018
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Sexy mofo

Did you see sexy mofo- crap I mean Cory
by Duehxnejsjie April 20, 2021
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Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.
Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.
by v-vesps January 19, 2013
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Moffucked

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
by Admixt February 8, 2012
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a mofo gift

A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...
"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"
by busiv September 15, 2016
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