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meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.
When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!
by Tofu King February 6, 2005
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Moataz

A sophisticated dude with a fine music taste and a knack for challenging those in authority; and somehow getting away with it.
Secretary1: I wonder when will that Moataz run out of luck.
Secretary2: The regional manager hates him, yet for some reason he is still around.
Secretary1: Those who worked with him, say it's because he's talented with office politics.
Secretary2: Not buying it, he has got to be protected by someone on the board of directors.
by The Fallen Oracle November 16, 2019
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Moataz

A really nice person , usually gets people jealous and his 2nd name is Mr.Steal yo girl ...so u better keep your girl away from the nigga and his penis is longer than the distance from earth to Pluto.
Monica: hey I went to Pluto yesterday

Jasmine: omg how ?
Monica : Moataz gave me a ride .
by FBI123 June 14, 2018
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meatatation

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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Moataz

A proud man, who is always dedicated to his goals and dreams. Very funny and lovely human with and pure heart. Most of the time associated with humour, happiness and intelligent.

A fancy name with an Arabic origins normally associated with success.
A brave knight nickname.

Fact: many historical leaders in the past were called the Moataz due to their bravery and proudness of their identity and knowledge.
The man is brave as a Moataz.

You will be just like a Moataz, a wise man full of happiness.
by Dragondoll May 18, 2021
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Yeetacus Meatacus

Often used when throwing something or having projectile thrown across the room also used "throw el meat." Origins from the word yeet
Nolan: Yeetacus Meatacus begone thot *throws thot across room like a boss*
David: *gets hit by thot*
by Ian Crowley December 30, 2018
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