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Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.
Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.
by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010
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Twink Moat

The construction of a barrier between two platonic homosexual friends who are sharing a bed where the construction material is an attractive, boyish looking young man of little intelligence and character twink. The purpose of a twink moat is to serve as an outlet for any sexual desire which may arise among one or both of the platonic homosexual friends to obviate any sexual contact between these two which might otherwise arise consequent to the overindulgence in alcohol.
I was so drunk last night that, if it weren't for that twink moat, I probably would have gone down on you.
by aschenbach March 29, 2011
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mocktail

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.
"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."
by Trigger January 29, 2004
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mockative

You are being really mockative
by Mockative June 11, 2017
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mogate

I'm tired of sitting around...let's mogate.
by 270geeser December 28, 2009
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Pulling a moaty

The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.

The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!
Past tense

Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"

Present tense

Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"

Future tense

Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.
by Moaty man November 16, 2010
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mofather

a derogatory term used much like jerk or krej
can be used in the presence of children
a combination of mother and father put together creating mofather
it sounds like mofo but comes from the children's show "Tak and the Power of Juju" so it is a kid friendly insult.
"Omg, you're such a mofather."
"A what?"
"A mofather."
"Mofo?"
"Dude! There are kids here why would you say that!?"
by Ajan Wok December 28, 2009
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