mowjob

when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower

i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died

by bill dole August 4, 2007

moojob

Getting a blowjob while someone is milking you. milking is when someone rubs your prostate gland in your butt.

Wow. A blowjob with some chicks finger up my ass, it doesn't get any better than that.

by Lord Baron Count Von Darkity Dark January 13, 2003

mobob

a shortened verison of the phrase "thing-a-ma-bob"

Hand me that mobob

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

moobjob

A homosexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of a fat guy. Using the hole between the moobs, the man on top thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen might end up on the neckbeard of the bottom.

For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.

Unfortunately, being the bottom in a moobjob does not count as having your V-card punched.

by Bowsette_IRL February 2, 2019

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010

mobmobmob

Mob mobilized by mobile phone.

A mobmobmob harassed the police when they tried to check his driver's license.

by Jan Egil Kristiansen November 23, 2006