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noun (metaphoric);
An unkempt or razzy head of hair (esp. in reference to hair that is long or "big").
Restless and fidgeting, Caleb tousled his black mop.
mop by AimentDuLune March 14, 2009

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to get a good blow job, or head
that girls gives good mop.
mop by na92 December 28, 2007

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Someone who links or references statistics or other data which contradicts their own argument. A mop will often have a preconceived notion about a particular subject and will then search for data supporting their argument online, they then fail to actually read the data and ultimately end up putting forth data that proves their own position to be false.
That flat-earth mop just linked to a photo of the Earth as seen from the International Space Station. What a fucking mop... What a stupid fucking mop that didn't even check the data he was linking to.
mop by DarkChocolateFreedomForce October 4, 2016

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a mop is what you call a stupid or annoying person
person 1: that kid wouldnt leave you alone his annoying as
person 2: i know his a fucking mop
mop by Sikethatsnotit November 8, 2018

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when u get hit and get knocked the fuck out
yo jeanna just got mopped
mop by sabrina November 28, 2003

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The MOP who’d reported the offence had sounded either demented, or on drugs, or something – but definitely not one hundred per cent in touch with reality. -- "Halting State" by Charles Stross
MOP by Jabster January 12, 2012
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