A crazy loon who loves you so much, yet she she drives you insane! She cares for you, but embarrases you in front of all your friends and makes you want to scream and cry. She is someone you want to throw out the window ever so often, but is someone you truly can't live without.
Mom: HOW DARE YOU GET AN A INSTEAD OF AN A+!!
Me: Ok, I'm sorry...
Me: *Breathes*
Mom: WATCH UR TONE LITTLE LADY! WHERE DID U LEARN THAT? FROM UR FRIENDS???
Me: Ok, I'm sorry...
Me: *Breathes*
Mom: WATCH UR TONE LITTLE LADY! WHERE DID U LEARN THAT? FROM UR FRIENDS???
by K6 November 19, 2013
ages 4-10; hey mom, can you help out with this homework paper?
mom: sure thing buddy.
ages 11-18: hey mom, can you help out with this assingment?
mom: figure it out yourself.
mom: sure thing buddy.
ages 11-18: hey mom, can you help out with this assingment?
mom: figure it out yourself.
by Ratchet&Clank54 May 24, 2011
by Pickle Queen February 09, 2018
Person 1: yooo my mom got my me an iPhone XR
Person 2: but my mom got me an iPhone XS Max
Random British dude: my mum got me a sweater
Everybody: Dooooooope
Person 2: but my mom got me an iPhone XS Max
Random British dude: my mum got me a sweater
Everybody: Dooooooope
by luk at all dez chikkens April 16, 2019
That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.
Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Bro, why'd you mom me?
You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.
Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.
Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
by Kevin James II April 25, 2016
Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"
by Commodore Muffincakes August 02, 2010
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
by j0813 January 09, 2005