mm

Very dumb person, Always uses tiktok even when their followers go down so fast. Very clumsy and can’t even stand on their own two feet.

Oh my god. Have you seen mm? Their so dumb and can’t even stand up straight

by Monkeychick1839 June 2, 2020

MM

My Mummy

In terms of a lover, future Mother of your children. Often used to subtly declare ones affection for ones relationship with a caring soul. Transcending the stigma of society, without prying eyes being aware of your dedication.

I am forever loyal to MM

by Mummy'sLittleDevil January 29, 2017

\mm/

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies

woah slayer is way to heavy better switch from \m/ to \mm/

by straemer August 24, 2006

MM

Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.

there are no examples, MM is unique

by stocazz0 June 5, 2020

MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.

I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.

by The OW March 5, 2008

mm

Money match. Usually a test of skill against another person, this forces each player to be more serious about competing against each other once money is on the line.

Generally used as a way to keep old hobbies alive and exciting, to get a simple rush out of gambling, and to compete on the highest level of skill each person is capable of.

Boy: Fuck, bball is boring now..
Boy2: MM 10$?
Boy: You're on.

by Kim Humongous Nguyen December 9, 2008

mm

short for "masturbation material".

I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)

by TheMocker September 6, 2005