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MJ

That awesome dude who's so cool to talk to. Soft-spoken and kinda anxious, he kinda sorta really hates attention from many people but he ends up getting it anyway because like he's so heccin cool and so many people like him it's amazing. He is insanely obsessed with penguins, dogs, and cats. He loves to read and is also an amazing dancer yes yes. If you meet an MJ, you sure are one lucky person man good job.
Person A: Hey do you know who that cool guy reading that book thing is?
Person B: Yeah man that's MJ.
by Howdypardner March 30, 2019
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MJ is such a awesome performer.
MJ is Innocent and childlike.
by AsLonelyAsAngelMichael. August 23, 2006
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MJ

Slang for Marijuana. From the word Mary-Jane.

Popular term from the mid 1960's Mary-Jane was created from the literal English translation Mari = Mary and Juana = Jane.
-"Hey, how's the MJ?"
*"Its dank, try some."
-"Awesome stuff, I feel it already."
*"MJ's the shit!"
by MJ is Mary-Jane December 5, 2011
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mj is one in a million, im so lucky i found them. once you find a wild mj, never let them go because that mj will be important to you for the rest of your life. they may bit a little bit quirky sometimes, but every other time they are sweet and always care for you. mj will be there for you from day one and makes a good friend and even more if you want them to be. thank you so much for being in my life mj.

mj's main traits are; caring, protective, funny, unstable, beautiful, and handsome.
(also this is referring to the name itself, not michael jackson) :D this is my proposal to mj
Anon: who's that? they seem really hot and funny and nice

Anon: that's my s/o mj!
by totallynoturmum October 29, 2021
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MJ

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, THE Michael Jackson, the moonwalk man, lead singer of The Jackson 5
Bob: I wish Michael Jackson hadn't died

Larry: Ja, MJ was awesomesauce
by AslansJewel July 31, 2009
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MJ

Sexual contact that you reluctantly accept.

A predatory move used by past prime silver foxes on unsuspecting drunk males.
The mud shark cornered me in the bathroom and MJ’d me.
by J Wan March 17, 2019
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