The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
by Elite April 11, 2005
Get the Midness mug.Coloquial - From Macc/Manc. The state of being 'mint', to be good or excellent, a pleasing circumstance.
'That was bo as owt mintness mate'
by 1RG May 28, 2005
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by SM March 16, 2004
Get the MinesSkylineR34 mug.Midnesstistieism "(Mid-Niss-tist-ee-ism)" is a slang term used to describe the act of something as mediocre or of low quality. It is often used to (humorously) insult something as bad, boring, or inferior in some way, especially when other people regard that person or thing as excellent or high quality, as in Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is pure Midnesstistieism.
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