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Mitter

A slang term used in gay brothels throughout San Fransisco in the early 1980's. A combination of the word man and switch-hitter. It is a maneuver that is used for an initiation or rite of passage into the homosexual community. When a man places his middle finger into his partner's anus and wiggles it back and forth while manually stimulating the penis. When completion is near, the index and ring finger are thrust in and out of the anus. When completion has begun, the index and ring finger are pulled out while the middle finger is fully extended. Both partners then yell "Mitter!" and high five each other.
Example 1: You know he did the Mitter last night. He is now one of us
by TheTravelingBroker October 22, 2018
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mitters

What men call male boobs big enough they can palm with a baseball mitt.
"That dude has a set of mitters"
by popologist November 27, 2012
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money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013
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Mitterwinking

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.
He is cute mitterwinking over there.
by Lady B Journey September 27, 2011
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lil bro MITter freak jin cho

a cotton jin who drinks jingerale and wants to go to MIT even though it's MID.
Yo lil bro MITter freak jin cho the night is still young and the jinger bread man is still on the run.
by Nelly Dewali February 10, 2023
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mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
by docsterx September 13, 2012
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Mineteria

A minecraft server that is currently very small but is growing very fast and anybody who plays on this server will be happy!
"Hey have you played on mineteria yet?"
"Of course!"
by Funtime Springbonnie January 20, 2020
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