Mitched 

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

Mitched by Mitched April 23, 2017

mitched 

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.

My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.

mitched by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020

Mitched 

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

Mitched by Den_i_am May 4, 2021

Mitched 

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit

Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched

Mitched by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022

Mitched It! 

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

Mitched It! by BumpusHound September 21, 2016

Mitched Out 

When you pussy out of getting laid when its a sure thing.

Nigga totally could've smashed but he mitched out.
Mitch was about to get laid but he mitched out.

"You only have two nipples? I like my bitches with eight."

Mitched Out by ehhdolf November 4, 2011

Mitched Up 

in a state of mess; broken to the point of needing to be done over; caused by lack of planning and shooting from the hip

This data is all Mitched Up.

Mitched Up by ProjectManager February 20, 2009