mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton October 19, 2015

Mitching out

To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell

Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.

by enronthedon October 2, 2023

mitching

the act of hopping like a bunny with carrots rammed deep in every hole in your body

last night when i went clubbin' with the furries i took out a carrot and everyone starting mitching

by altairalex February 5, 2015

mitching

Spending overt amounts of time at the computer helpdesk for 'computer help.'

Stop mitching around we have work to do.
She spends so much time mitching.
If I had to spend so much time mitching, I do believe I would die.

by Some Girls At A PARTAYYYY December 9, 2008

MITCHING

The state of extreme sweating, most times for no apparent reason.

Bro I was mitching so hard during my first class, I was embarrassed to lift my arms.

by PDT-Chico September 19, 2012

Mitching

To scratch your skin and see how much skin comes off into a pot.

Person 1; I was only bloody mitching last night weren't I!
Person 2; How much skin did you collect?

by Lewis Carpie October 17, 2012

mitching

When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.

Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!

by Farrai October 30, 2012