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mississippi mudslide

this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo.
yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.

i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE 

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide
Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.
He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts
Mississippi Mudslide by R.B.F. March 12, 2021

Mississippi Mudslide

The process by which the woman lays down on her back and the guy spreads his butt cheeks apart and begins to rub his asshole on her face until there is a black streak from her chin to her forehead.
Oh man, I can't wait to give this chick a Mississippi Mudslide.

Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide 

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

Mississippi mudslide

Take a watery dump on your partner superior to the nipple line (ideally midway between collarbone and nipple). The partner then sprints and dives across a linoleum floor, thus creating a mudslide down the hallway. The derivation of its state prefix is attributable to the fact that Mississippians are too poor to afford actual water slides or anything but linoleum in their single wide trailers.
It was a stifling Saturday afternoon with nothing on the tv but duck dynasty reruns so Bubba and Sara decided to take turns relieving on each other and performing Mississippi mudslides.