misinterest

Mistaken Interest.

As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.

by richippr September 24, 2013

misinterpreception

When someone doesn't know who told who's mum to fuck off.

"I think you misinterpreted his misinterpretation"
"Bro the misinterpretationception"
"misinterpreception"

by pootki April 3, 2021

misidentificasian

The mistaken identification of a person of Asian descent for a different Asian person that someone knows. Usually initiated in populated areas or at a distance

Guy: Hey one sec I'll go say hi to Kwon over there at the table
Sam: Okay
..Guy walks over, comes within a few feet of the table, then turns back
Sam: Wasn't it him?
Guy: No, just a misidentificasian

by mungous November 7, 2009

Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016

MALINTENT

A newly conceived state of the art machine consisting of an array of sensors and scanners that'll invade your privacy like never before, all in the name of spotting would-be terrorists, courtesy of your friends in the government. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear, assuming you don't soil them from exposure to the machine.

MALINTENT is named so because the jerk-offs that the government are have every intent on pretending the 14th Amendment doesn't exist. They claim the emotional sensors can distinguish terrorist from someone about to throw a massive bitch fit, but chances are, you will be questioned and miss your flight.

by Whom it doesn't concern March 8, 2009

Misintextpretation

Misinterpretation of the meaning of a text message. When somebody texts a harmless or meaningless text and you take it the wrong way.

Girl: "Want to come over for dinner?"

Boy: "I'll consider it."

Girl: "Alright, it doesn't matter. Forget it. I don't really want you there anyway."

Boy: "Wait, I didn't mean it that way. I think this is a misintextpretation!"

*continues lengthy explanation.*

by Sprandy September 25, 2012

misinternetanthropy

I general hatred and distrust for people on the internet.

1)After reading online comments, the man developed misinternetanthropy.

2) Her misinternetanthropy was rooted in her study of examples of Rule 34

by MisterPower October 19, 2013