misfire

the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.

We were having sloppy drunking doggy sex when I totally misfired. She wept and then dumped me.

by nadwick6 March 23, 2007

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What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005

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What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.

by Xophe April 25, 2007

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When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.

Eric totally misfired while taking that dump.

by Harry Balsonya 69 June 7, 2011

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When you jerk off and hit yourself in the face.

When clayton was jacking off he misfired and hit Him in the mouth

by gititititit April 28, 2015

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When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.

Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.

Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!

by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018

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