When you are busting the fattest of nuts onto your girl/guy or a tissue or whatever and you completely miss, either hitting random objects in the room(forcing you to clean up shit) or even yourself.
Person 1: Uhhh, dude, why is the carpet sticky?
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
Person 2: Right. I had a misfire while jacking and nutted all over it.
Person 1: What's that on your forehead?
Person 2: I uhhh, I misfired and hit myself.
Person 1: Hahaha, you fucking gave yourself a facial!
by CCCCCCCCCCCCCC when when whe February 3, 2018
Get the Misfiremug. the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.
by nadwick6 March 23, 2007
Get the misfiremug. by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005
Get the misfiremug. What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.
Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.
by Xophe April 25, 2007
Get the misfiremug. When someone uses the sit down toilet and totally poops on the floor next to the toilet and the janitor or your mom has to clean it up.
by Harry Balsonya 69 June 7, 2011
Get the misfiremug. by gititititit April 28, 2015
Get the misfiremug. When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
by mpowell710 July 29, 2023
Get the The Dallas Misfiremug.