miscunterpret

When a female misinterprets your knowledge as mansplaining.

I’m not mansplaining, you’re just miscunterpreting what I’m saying.

by Johnny Voltaire January 16, 2020

Misscumboobalated

The misplacement of a boob.

Dude, Im misscumboobalated, where the hell did it go?

by Miss.Lotsaboob April 14, 2009

Miscunted

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

miscommunitexting

This occurs when a cell phone text is misunderstood or over analyzed due to lack of emotion. Also, when said text is sent to the wrong person unintentionally. Often times results in receiving a yelling text, written in all capital letters.

I'm sorry, that isn't what I meant. We must have been a miscommunitexting again.

by SSBorough February 24, 2009

Mischme klackum

A term you use when someone asks you a question and you don’t know what to say. Usually to break the silence or lighten the mood.

Terry: what’s the square root of 54.7?
Rob: Mischme Klackum
Terry: fuck you

by Pumpserrr October 17, 2021

Miscombobulated

Being is a state where misinformation is confusing your ability to reason. Miscombobulated.

Nick had so much information going through his head his speech was miscombobulated.

by nnidiffer December 24, 2012

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010