Microweiner (microween)

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

dirty miroslav

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs

Wow you’re such a dirty miroslav

by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019

microwave

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Miroculous

Synonym of drunk, pissed, rat-arsed.

"I must have been miroculous last night..I've got a hell of a hangover."

by Darren Frenrith October 16, 2008

Ass Microwave

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015

miroslava

sweet sometimes conceded.. can be smart but overall beautiful as was an actress in the 1900's . Fun type of a girl loves to go out shop and take pictures! sensual seductive provocative,hot, perfect.

"Ohh look at that girl! She must be Miroslava."

"She atracts me so much! so beautiful a Miroslava!."

by denni November 27, 2009