Lil mirk

The sexiest human ever. No one will ever be sexier than this individual. He also slays sarma and steals your girl within seconds.

Wow that kid stole my chick eats sarma and is sexy, he must be lil mirk

by Sarma slyer May 25, 2019

Mirkan

A very rare specimen, make sure to know their worth! A complete genius, so intelligent in fact that there is no test currently available that can yet measure the magnitude of their greatness. Tends to stay quiet and mysterious to observe the environment around them and acts accordingly. A true master mind. Heart pure as gold, strong as steel, very considerate and kind. When approaching a Mirkan remember to keep yourselves composed as they can be quite intimidating.

woah that sounds exactly like a 'Mirkan'

by Majin- August 2, 2019

Mirka

An incrediably cool person who is SUPER smart and extremly beautiful.Every girls wishes she was her and ever guy wishes they could date her. Also musically inclined
beautiful awsome

Joe:wow that mirka is So beautiful and smart
Larry:yeah. I wish i could be her

by Luckythewonderpup November 30, 2010

mirko gaeta

The most elite sexy kid that gets all the girls, Mirko has chill and you don't want to mess with him or....you'll see

Mirko Gaeta gets all the girls of course.

by Fly_jj September 5, 2016

Mirko

The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.

"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"

by j_pereca February 3, 2010

mirkwood

A Dagorhir kingdom whose parties, like Mardi Gras, are legendary; also, an ostentatious group of Dagorhirrim, most likely to ruin your medieval experience in an amusing way

Dag ninja 1: Did you have a good time in Mirkwood camp last night?
Dag ninja 2: I don't remember, but I woke up this morning in a tent full of beads, with an epic hangover, and a thong that doesn't belong to me.

by LadyGeektastic June 20, 2008

mirkzing it

to be non-committal about attendance at a function

Hey man, are you gonna be at the FNR?

yes...no....wait...ummmm....think i'll be mirkzing it

by the surprise buttseksa September 7, 2007