minivan

adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan.
I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan.
OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan!
Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

by Muskox April 29, 2006

minivan

A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

by melinuxfool October 30, 2007

minivan

nickname for a fat girl

Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan

by NICE ONE May 24, 2005

The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006

minivan

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

by A Pissed Off Person January 28, 2005

minivan

A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

by Dennis Le May 26, 2005

minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

by bananaduck December 29, 2003