Ming

Something or someone gross or bad.

Outward Bound...
Abby: I haven't showered for 10 days
Anna: None of us have
Abby: If you're ming and you know it, clap your hands!
Everyone else: <Clap Clap>

by Lii September 5, 2005

Ming

An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.

Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Ming

Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.

Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.

by swartkat September 29, 2012

Ming

a humongee headed statue wit a small brain and a small dong.

ur so ming, cuz ur dong is so small

by banga brotha August 6, 2003

Ming

A complete dumbass in D.M.C.I. who thinks hez so good at everything....He smells like crap and seems to be in love with Hanna and Esther...who both rejected him...Acts extremely gay.

Ming: If i was a girl, would u go out with me?
Dimitri: WTF!!!

Ming: Esther, do u like me?
Esther (Faints)

Ming: I LOVE MEN

by The seeker of truth December 28, 2005

Ming

verb. to agree happily with
other.also used to break the ice when an awkward time arrives

verb. Q.wanna go throw a hotdog at my neighbor? A. MING?
other. Statement. Im pregnant..........response..MING?

by Matt The D May 20, 2008

Ming

Vagina

Me: So how about tonight?

Girlfriend: The Ming is closed for business.

Me: :(

by roflcopter696969696969696969 May 20, 2011