mindwank

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

Mindshare

A meaningless word used by pretentious tossers to confuse people.

We have to factor in a mindshare to this audit.

by getreal13 February 9, 2015

mindwank

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

mindflank

<i>Verb</i>
Coined by Te'Devan Kurzweil, mindflanking is the art of saying something that nobody expects and expanding their mind in doing so.
Where a generally common/idiomatic exchange may be occuring, you instead say something totally whacked out and unexpected. You break a social convention and their whole perception of that convention is altered.

I'm not sure about the validity of the perception altering, but it's fun.

Man 1: Hello
Man 2: I'd like to sleep with my second cousin.

Damn...you've been mindflanked.

by tackledspoon January 15, 2005

mindank

an incredibly sexy young lady. she is smart and beautiful but cant be told this to her face. she is not little, but of perfect size. no one deserves a mindank because she is a goddess. she makes many guys jizz in their pants right before she cuts their dicks off and melts them down into a liquid to later be used for the making of plastic bottles. mindank is very.......dank.

king kong: "roooooooaaaarr!! give me your best maiden!"

citizen: "fuck you nigger! the mindanks ours!"

by frankenstein666-88niggerrific November 24, 2011

MindBlank

when you have something on your mind that your about to do or say, and then it goes and you cant think what it was.. mindblank

dave: eh fred guess what?!
fred: what my good friend dave?

dave: erm.. errrrrmm.. DAMN! iunno!
fred: argh! i wanna know what it was nao!!
dave: >.< total MINDBLANK!

by ItsLukeMerrrn January 7, 2010

manshank

another form of saying jail rape.

Jon manshanked the new guy.

by Payden Keyes February 2, 2005