mindbang

1. An event that occurs in which the subject could not have fathomed or foreseen its possibility.
2. Any "WTF?" moment
3. An event in which the mind is confused to the point where only the word "mindbang", can describe.

Your mom calls you and tells you that she has bought and cat and tells you to go home. You return home to find that ninjas have slaughtered your family. Your only reaction is..."MINDBANG!"

by manfest October 4, 2004

Mindbanger

mindbanger." A mindbanger is that one person you date who gets into your head and takes over your mind , and then all you care about is that person and being with them no matter how much the relationship sucks .

Guy 1: dude y does bob just dump her shes such a b*tch .
Guy 2 : he cant she's his mindbanger .
Guy 1: oh true .

by jorange123 September 5, 2011

Mudblanket

When you feel really REALLY guilty about something that just happened and got caught red handed, or of a really strong memory old or new that brings negatively strong emotions. Also a devastating felling of embarrassment that you can't shake off. to look real stupid in public. The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body (-.-)

After I was caught talking behind Rupert's back I was wearin' a real heavy {mudblanket} the whole day 'till I got fired!

=The heavy and tingling feeling you get on your body the second after the embarrassing incident

by STATS cheeeeeeese !! June 18, 2011

Mindblock

Defiance of the human brain.
The Cerebrum - The part of the brain responsible for thinking, memory etc.

Mindblock is the Cerebrum's way of blocking needed skills or knowledge from human. This lessens creativity, productivity etc.

"Umm i rap all day i rap all night, so fly i take flight thru yo hood all night"

"Nigga you suck, you cant spit one good line, wtf happened?"

"i think i got me some mindblock my nigga.. pass the dutchie"

by MartinLutherKing January 29, 2010

mindwank

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mindwank

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

MindShank

A new age YouTuber that is somewhat cancerous, but very entertaining...

"Retard" (MindShank)

by The Retard? March 1, 2017