“The woke mind virus threatens interplanetary life, and must be stopped if I am ever going to succeed!” -Elon Musk
by snowszn December 12, 2022
Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.
Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
by It's just that kid you allkno. January 15, 2012
According to right wing and conservative ideas, this is a metaphorical disease that causes "wokeness".
Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.
Examples of things that are often called woke include:
-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.
Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.
Examples of things that are often called woke include:
-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.
The Woke Mind Virus is infecting our youth!
Join the war against the Woke Mind Virus!
"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.
Join the war against the Woke Mind Virus!
"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.
by Am I Steve? June 18, 2023
starving to watch Netflix as soon as you wake up, rather than doing something that is productive for your life and for your health.
by thatintelligentguy April 20, 2022
The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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