Millonigger

Anyone who is fucking awesome, yet chill, yet awesome. In rank, a millonigger is second only to Chuck Norris. One in a million.

If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.

If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.

"What a fucking millonigger! He just kicked those bouncers asses than fucked seventeen girls all who are now laying on the floor because their pussies are all pussed out!"

"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"

by Publiushit May 31, 2009

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013

Millimeter Monster

A very small penis

Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.

I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.

by JAC7272 April 28, 2014

Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!

Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(

by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021

Van Millimeter

Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.

by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007

Millamooliver

A person who isnt allowed in public spaces

this is literally the first instance of this word

"You're such a millamooliver" "No, you're a millamooliver"

by xinnythexinner April 29, 2022

Millimile

A thousandth of a mile, specifically 5.28 feet.

The mall is exactly a millimile away from my house.

by Crunchycandy June 10, 2010