Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

milkfurating

purchasing large amounts of milk so you can feel good about your self.

i was really down yesterday but don't worry, i went milkfurating, 6 pints of cravendale and know I'm fine.

by normanTOAST September 10, 2009

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

milkfat

1: (adjective) Becoming extremely fat from overconsumption of milk (homogenized in most cases) and/or dairy products.

2: (noun) The fat cells in an living organism that is purely composed of milky fatty oils and whatnot.

3: (noun) the fatty portions of milk.

Fat bastard: yo man d'you think i'm a bit fat?

Skinny man: naw dude you's is MILKFAT cuz you only eats milk and drink cheese, man.

Fat bastard: naw man i eats milk stuffs only abouts 9 meals a half-day

Skinny man: thats whys you is filled with MILKFAT in you's fatty ass body

Fat bastard: screw u man. isnt milkfat the oily fat stuffs in milk?

Skinny man: naw, you just drunk again, man

by milkfat June 30, 2009

Milkulating

When a woman is pregnant, and/or lactating, and her boobs are hard.

"I didnt want to touch my wife's boobs while she was pregnant because she could have been milkulating"

by NevAinzley August 29, 2019