mikeying

The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming

He is mikeying

by Aiyala November 28, 2015

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

Mikeing Up

To power vomit all day, at work.

Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."

by Red JoJo April 13, 2010

mickeling

when you come out of a pool or body of water and slick your hair back. named after the model Meridith Mickelson because when you mickel you look like a model.

oh my god do you see that girls she looks so much hotter well she's mickeling

yeah your so right

by do you even go here December 29, 2017

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Mikeying

One who likes an absurdly atrocious female because she has giant breasts.

Man1: "Hey dude."
Man2: "Yeah?"
Man1: "Maddie is totally hot!"
Man2: "Seriously, you're totally Mikeying!"

by ShiCa October 15, 2015

Mikeing

To dry hump an inflatable whale.

My neighbor was mikeing in my pool.

by Kerydactyl September 22, 2011