Microsexual

Microsexual when you sexually identify as a microwave when I was young I was taught to cook hot pockets so now I am going micro

I am going micro ,micro lives matter, Microsexual sexually identifying as a microwave

by Microcody June 21, 2018

microserf

Typical microsoft employee.

Wow, Charlie just became a microserf.

Microsoft microslave microsloth

by OddCharlie May 8, 2014

Midrise

The sensation of waking up with a slight erection known commonly as “morning wood”. Midrise and “half chub” are often used interchangeably.

I woke up having to pee real bad and because I had a midrise I pissed all over my toilet.

by Sweet Lip$s February 28, 2018

mierose

Pure hearted woman, hidden beauty in and out. beautiful in simpliest way. Blooming giver of unconditional love. Mierose

Yo,simplicity is beauty . Mierose

by asona November 10, 2020

Microserf

Someone who is beholden to the infallibility of Microsoft products.

Only a Microserf could believe that someone else's newly deployed and fully patched linux server with no email binaries could be responsible for SPAM originating from their own W2K network.

by bondibox August 28, 2013

microselling

A modern, video-based sales methodology designed to optimize efficiency, extend reach, and more fully leverage multi-media assets

Account Executives who use the MicroSelling methodology are 10X more productive than those who do not.

by MicroStrategist October 21, 2020

microservice

A microservice is a component of software that is independent of the larger system.

This enables a developer to spend the weekend rewriting critical system functionality as a passion project without risking total system collapse.
Resulting in potentially usably incongruent abominations within the wider system.
Ensuring that said developer has job security, in being the only one that understands a small but crucial part of the system.

Dev: Hi Boss, I built an experimental microservice on Saturday to replace that one part of the system that is a bit iffy. I'm sure we can iterate on in and make usable and highly available.
Boss: Highly available? Release it today!
Dev: *Job Secured*

by Dr. Fro November 2, 2020