Meaty Madness

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

by modc June 21, 2011

method to my madness

Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.

"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.

by pseudo jay June 20, 2016

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

mjdness

The amount you feel something is a very MJD thing to do or is likely to happen in an MJD video

What is the mjdness of this installation failing?

by The Feren OS Developer May 10, 2021

Mumbai Madness

When you eat curry and produce a toilet-filling shit. Usually caused by sloppy, dirties curry which the stomach can't digest.

Nathan: "Boy did I eat a very bad curry last night, very bad indeed."
Jacob: "You might have a case of Mumbai Madness!"

by Thicc Boi Al September 4, 2017

Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.

"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

by Ramblaron August 21, 2006

Arctic Madness

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

by Monological January 21, 2009