desk midget

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.

"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."

by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3

Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC

by Midgetrights December 22, 2020

Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005

Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.

Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!

by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008

Midgetry

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.

There is midgetry afoot!

by ComradeD August 14, 2008