Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.

*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."

by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

Midget spinner

Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.

Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.

by Petra Ral February 2, 2021

Midget spinner

Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.

I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.

by swag_rabbit69 May 25, 2017

the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.

-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday

by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017

midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "

"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "

by n0virus April 9, 2020