microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

microwaven

A cross between a microwave and an oven, which ultimately makes the best culinary device EVER.

As invented by Emma and Rach :P
As are other such wonderful creations :p

I like mirowaven meals

You blew up my microwaven etc etc etc...

by Supermoo September 4, 2008

Microwiving

Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.

Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!

by @DubaiDadJokes July 10, 2020

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005

microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

microwavie

Adj. To describe the taste of food after is has been microwaved.

The sandwich has a microwavie taste.

by Juan Rivera April 3, 2008