Microwaved 

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

Microwaved by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023

microwaved 

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

microwaved by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

microwaved shit 

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

microwaved shit by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

microwaved chad

It is like a chad but microwaved. This can be used as an insult

You look like a microwaved chad.

microwaved chad by Almondsssss August 4, 2021

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

microwaved pizza by ojiru March 25, 2008

microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

microwaved ass by proud2deviate January 24, 2004

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

Microwaved potatoes by SendingPizza August 29, 2018