Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.
by Dotty23984 November 11, 2008
a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic
by afi_al January 19, 2006
When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.
"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"
by paul read May 10, 2009
A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.
by JoeCast August 05, 2011
A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.
“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”
“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”
microwave
by Superfledge February 12, 2018
To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.
A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.
by JohnnyAZ May 29, 2006
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005