microhoe

A tiny hoe with a little penis.
He's cute though

Microhoe you hoe, get in the corner!

by Microhello guy November 13, 2021

Microdog

A more advanced and cool way of saying microwave. Originally coined in the early 90’s in central Texas.

Hey, heat this up for a couple seconds in the microdog.

by triciad August 21, 2025