Microgifts

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.

Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"

by Microgifts November 12, 2009

microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microfibrophia

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

micropiss

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

by CAMRA man January 12, 2014