Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011

Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012

Michael Phelps

God in a pair of goggles, just like how Michael Jordan is God in a pair of Nikes.

Michael Phelps dominates Alain Bernard.

by azzayan October 9, 2008

Michael Phelps

The male equivalent of "butter face."

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.

by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008