mfw

My feet wiggle.

Used to describe situations where you feet wiggle.

"I can't dance, but MFW when the music starts."

"MFW when you tickle them."

by missjamie75 April 19, 2011

MFW

My fuckin wife

A woman a man is married to

That’s my fuckin wife (mfw)

by FightNight300 August 12, 2018

mfw

My fucking word, a play on "my word", an exclamation typically associated with the 19th and late 20th century upper class.

mfw, how much will that cost!?

by Almighty B January 13, 2013

MFW

em-eff-double-yew

Mother Fucking Win. The act of winning to a motherfucken new level. (See FTW, for the win)

Tania: FOR THE WIN BRA!
Andrea: Nah, that's so awesome it's for the MFW!
Chimer #1: that sounds pretty fucken awesome.

by tazzyface July 11, 2008

mfw

Mother fuckin' what

"Hey, my mum just told me that my parents are getting divorced"
"MFW!?!?!?!?"

by ConfusedChild July 13, 2015

mfw

More fucking worse

Sam: Yeah last week was horrible, then today she made me sleep on the couch...

Alex: .... mfw man, best fix this

by BlackWite July 23, 2011

mfw

An acronym for My f*king Word. A expression of surprise.

mfw, my cat just eat one of my headphone ear buds!

by backSLIDER January 17, 2011