mexican shower

when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker
by thaboiacrossthastreet November 09, 2009
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Mexican Shower

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.
Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower
by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009
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Mexican Shower

A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.
I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead.

I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.
by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009
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mexican shower

Alternate to traditional shower. Spraying some air freshener vertically over your head and letting the mist fall on your body/clothes for quick, easy and cheap oder destruction.
Drew rolled out of bed realizing he was late for class, and grabbed the fabreez for a quick mexican shower.
by the D. November 20, 2009
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Mexican Shower

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.
Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!
by J-Grabs September 22, 2006
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mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower
by toolg July 11, 2003
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mexican shower

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.
WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *
by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009
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