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Mexican Shower 

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.
Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!
Mexican Shower by J-Grabs September 21, 2008
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mexican shower 

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.
i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower
mexican shower by toolg July 11, 2003

mexican shower 

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.
WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *
mexican shower by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009

mexican shower 

A quick cleansing of the face and armpits.
Cleaning of the face and armpits in an environment where water is limited.

Mexican shower 

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.
"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!
Mexican shower by 83 July 7, 2006

mexican shower 

To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.
Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.
mexican shower by FONZZ April 15, 2006

mexican shower 

step 1: put on water
step 2: wet hands (soap not needed)
step 3: splash armpits
step 4: wipe
your all done... go on now, have a good time!!!!
last night i got home late so i tool a mexican shower