Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009

Mexican Mud Pie

while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me after fajita night...i gave her a Mexican Mud Pie

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Mexican Mud Slide

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.

Mexican Mud Slide
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by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

Mexican mud slide

The act of 12 laxatives and shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head to then force your whole head into a woman’s vagina at the bottom

Me a d your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night

by Live laugh May 18, 2021

mexican mud slide

when a man takes a pee poop on there partners chest and there partner arches there back so the pee poop slides in to there mouth

brad davis totaly did a mexican mud slide his whore of a fat junt cew mother

by the lunchbox cool June 25, 2009

Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.

“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”

by SquidManJones December 13, 2023