mexican breakfast

an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.

Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.

by zackmclovin January 12, 2009

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018

Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010