mexican breakfast

an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.

Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.

by zackmclovin January 12, 2009

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)

Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.

by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008

Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010

Dirty Mexican Breakfast

Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.

Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.

by Ultrabastard October 11, 2015

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

Mexican Train Breakfast

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

by Tha Government March 2, 2021