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metrophobic

Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."
Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!
by Nathan7 January 16, 2006
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melophobia

1. the fear of music

2. the most bad ass band ever
Did u hera melophobia play last night?
by swingman March 31, 2005
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microphobia

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.
My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.
by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016
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Memeophobia

A distinct, 21st century fear that a photograph or video posted on a social network medium will go viral and you will forever be immortalized in internet infamy.
Anthony, don't post that picture, you know I have memeophobia! I'm afraid to become a meme!
by sunsetblvd March 30, 2015
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Hetrophobia

That person has hetrophobia, they have an irrational fear or hatred of straight or heterosexual people.
by EllieVeale July 29, 2020
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retrophobia

fear of past things or events.
Her past is scary. Remembering it is painful for her. She has retrophobia.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 April 11, 2015
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metrophobe

(n.) One who has an irrational fear or dislike of men who have grooming habits, personal style, or fashion sense.

In men, metrophobia is related to homophobia, but it is also likely a defense mechanism against new trends.

In women, it likely arises out of an insecurity about the ability of the woman to establish or maintain a relationship with a desirable metrosexual.

Metrophobes are likely to be found among those raised outside of cities, who have since started living or working in cities and are bewildered and frightened of the diverse people and customs. Behaving much like animals, caught up in a complex world that they can't comprehend, metrophobes turn their fear into dislike and criticism of the new. The best way to deal with metrophobes is to quietly coax them into the understanding that we don't have to look like cavemen forever.
She is such a metrophobe, she only dates cavemen.
by Cravenhad November 22, 2005
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