Metrallica

Combinging Metro(sexual) with metallica, you get Metrallica, fronted by James Metfield. this describes the era after Master of Puppets, y'know, once they turned all faggy?

you know what i mean... metrallica

by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009

metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Metralt

A homosexual

Yes metralt your gay

by Henry_potassium65 November 20, 2021

Metriolitry

Metriolitry - Refers to the word 'methodology', but you work for the Ontario Government and have a terrible grasp of the English language. People wonder how you got your job, how you can even dress yourself or drive a car when you can't even read or talk properly on a Teams Call.

"If we refer to the current ITIL metriolitry, we can see that we are not adhering to established best practices or procedures regarding Service Level Management."

by Footclan July 6, 2023

super metrical

beats in rhythm lined up in a bad-assery way.
more symmetrical than a linear line.

that beat was super metrical it made me kloog my pants. (see kloog)

by jetpack 5o December 15, 2011

D’Metria

A girl who is beautiful and influenced a lot by bullies and internet in her past life. A anti social person but only comfortable around friends but also struggles to get good grades, get misunderstood, and be careless sometimes.

D’Metria a young beautiful lady but misunderstood

by Urdgygfdd March 18, 2022

Mono Metrallético

A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.

Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla

by Mamellas November 27, 2024