metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 01, 2006

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metabolic privilege

biological advantages that enable endless eating, drinking, risk taking, and other degenerate behavior at little cost

farnsworth exercises his metabolic privilege by partying, traveling, working out, and building businesses while working a full time job and not needing much sleep

by young farnsworth March 19, 2022

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slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

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metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 07, 2008

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