slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

mutabolism

A person with a mutant-like metabolism who can eat all they want and not gain weight.

"Angela eats like a pig, but thanks to her mutabolism, she never gains an ounce."

by romel adam February 6, 2008

menabolism

The metabolism of men

Men have a menabolism so they can eat lots of food, women cant.

by Zwils July 9, 2011

methabolism

Weight loss due to methamphetamine habits. Amout of weight lost depends on how frequently/much the substance is abused.

"Have you seen Rebecca lately? She's beginning to look sickly. I think she has a high methabolism."

by littleoinkers94 March 30, 2017

Metalorism

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.

"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"

by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005