mertz

1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.

2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.

3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz

use interchangebly with SMERTZ

Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!

I gotta go take a huge mertz.

I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.

by pile'o'smertz July 20, 2008

meritza

someone who is a day dreamer not focused and ditsy also a clumsy clutz and very sneaky and also a compulsive hubituous liar and eats alot.

"you sweep just like meritza"

by big ange January 6, 2014

mertzle

if you are a mertzle you are now not considered a male or female but a skank box if your last name is mertzle you have a disease and probably eat a shit ton of cock from your wife

shut the fuck up and be a mertzle

by jack danieles October 25, 2012

mertz

a big guy that have curly looking hair and goes to the gym a lot

what up mertz looking fine

by hjorth321 February 3, 2017

Merunz

Merunz is a person that you should not meet because he was the first man that made wars . He is not friendly and dangerous person .

If you meet Merunz , you should run away , if you don't want to die yet

by abbi_abrara April 23, 2018

Mertztown pa

Tiny town full of Amish people and rednecks in the middle of nowhere

Mertztown pa is a very small town about 20 minutes from Allentown.

by Datwhytechicc September 29, 2021

david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018