MertiePoo

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

by MertieCock May 14, 2021

mertilize

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

meatsim

a wreckless computer simulant which is easy to defeat; one who is unskilled

Jack's such a meatsim when it comes to playing Perfect Dark.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Grillonious Meatsies

delicious meats for grilling

We had some really tasty grillonious meatsies yesterday when we were at Grillonious Meatsies Railroad.

by John Manning March 16, 2008

Metsies

An alternative name that refers to the New York Mets, almost exclusively used by fans of the team. To be used in a loving, playful way, with hints of desperation, despair, and hopelessness.

The Metsies look to break out of their 15-game losing streak against the Braves later tonight.

by IamGaryCohen July 27, 2009

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007