merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
Edible boxers make my merriam itch.
by intrepion May 10, 2008
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merriam

The most awesome Cyanide and Happiness comic ever! Outside of this, the definition is largely unknown.
When Merriam received his first copy of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, he was shocked to find that his friend, Webster, had named the skin between the scrotum and anus after him!
by Oonce, oonce, WTF May 30, 2008
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merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
I got very mad at my colleague when I discovered he named the distance between the scrotum and anus after me, Merriam.
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Merriam Webster

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.
Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.
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merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.
The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.
by killercut20 January 16, 2018
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merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.
1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.
by Kayl June 13, 2008
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