wetdirtmud's definitions

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I got very mad at my colleague when I discovered he named the distance between the scrotum and anus after me, Merriam.

by wetdirtmud May 10, 2008

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

bamzu

Television spam. Links to an internet site for more spam of products.

Want some useless junk? Check out www.bamzu.com/product name

by wetdirtmud January 6, 2006