wetdirtmud's definitions

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

I got very mad at my colleague when I discovered he named the distance between the scrotum and anus after me, Merriam.

by wetdirtmud May 10, 2008

bamzu

Television spam. Links to an internet site for more spam of products.

Want some useless junk? Check out www.bamzu.com/product name

by wetdirtmud January 6, 2006