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Merlock

A cross between a merman and wizard/warlock. Usually has irish roots; there for, typically a ginger. Skills include, having great taste in music and crafting a meanly fantastic artisan pizza.
Merlock and the Sea Doofs played a killer show at the knitting factory tonight. I love their style of rock.
by O.G. dosado September 30, 2018
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Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.
"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"
by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013
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Related Words
Merlok merlock merlot Melok merlos melokuhle Merlik merlk merloaded merlog

merloment

noun; A minute portion of time where your judgement was affected by the consumption of too much wine.

Northwestern, U.S., valley term derived from the word merlot and moment. Merlot: A dry red wine made from a widely grown grape originally used in the Bordeaux region of France for blending; or the grape itself. Moment: A brief period of time.
At the party agreeing with his girlfriend that "Her ass really does look bigger in those jeans" was an urrealized merloment for Jim.
by E. Seitz August 4, 2006
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merloted

That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour
by gagggs4 February 6, 2009
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Merlosis

Noun: A medical condition that causes writer's block, mood swings, loss of magical powers, and procrastination. It is typically identified in authors of successful, yet unfinished fanfictions.
"Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been diagnosed with merlosis."

"I was reading this really cool clopfic, but it wasn't finished because the author has merlosis."
by Baffleball January 17, 2015
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toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
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merlotional

mer·lo·tion·al

adjective

1. pertaining to or involving emotion or the emotions; alcohol enduced, usually wine-merlot.
"Did you cry during The Bachelor last night?"
"Yes, I was SO merlotional."
"Girl, Merlot gets me every time!"
by Merlotional Marissa October 6, 2012
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