Merion Mercy

An all-girls school in Merion, PA where you actually have to know stuff to get in. Was originally Mater Misricoriae. Sr. Reggie, Dano, and Shea rule the school. The sports teams dominate.. rival schools like villa maria, gwenedd and mt st joe's. NJ girls who go to merion take the PREP bus st joe's prep. OLMA is the New Jersey imitation of Merion. Mixers are awwessomee. It would help to have some $$$.

When you go to Merion, you live at Merion.

by R.o.g. May 6, 2005

lower merion high school

While I would hesitate to call Lower Merion a vanguard of cultural and economic diversity, it is an excellent high school for those not lucky enough to attend one the fine private institutions forming the lovely young adults such as my fellow linguist above. Large, wealthy, and full of activity, LM is a public high school somewhere between Newport and Chino, but 100% Main Line.

P.S. Of course, if you're ever in need of barbituates or stolen Malibu rum, you'll want to try Harriton.

I go to LM, I wear Prada, and I do Players.

by Clara April 9, 2005

Lower Merion

a suburban area west of philadelphia filled with mostly first class, conservative, snoby people. most girls are clones; white iPhones, dark brown hair, attention seekers, should i go on? druggies are accepted, consists of public school Harriton and Lower Merion (Kobe woop woop)

You're from lower merion, NOT Philadelphia

by staceyidfk October 28, 2013

Meriton

Meriton is a sweet guy, he is there for you when you need him the most and at the same time he’ll ditch you playing Call of Duty to get his beauty sleep. Meriton is something special he is the guy that expects to get rich without doing anything

Naww Meriton that means a lot

Meriton always understands me

That guy is my best friend his name is Meriton

by xFlorian67x June 4, 2020

Lower Merion High School

The alma mater of Kobe Bryant, who decided to forego his NCAA eligibility and instead declared himself eligible for the 1996 NBA Draft with the 13th overall pick by the LA Lakers directly out of high school, who essentially got Kobe for Vlade Divac.

Kobe Bryant is Lower Merion High School's most famous alumnus.

by CP12 April 30, 2006

merimovich

One of the greatest families in the world. I don't think that there's anyone that can doubt the obvious likeability as well as the strong muscles they all have. Personally, I would rate them a 10\10. KALMAN IS THE BEST THO.

He is amazing. He might be a Merimovich

by CantDefiner December 21, 2021

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009